Farm Life Enjoyers Gifts

Pastoral Choirs

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Chase me, chase me cows.

'The circle is complete!'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'Cow in love'

Support group for sheep.

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Sheep dog late for work

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"Well, that one got away."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"Scuba cow"

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

An early space launch attempt.

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

Free Range Employees.

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

You complete me!

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

Cow of BEEF