Farm Life Enjoyers Gifts

Pastoral Choirs

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'The circle is complete!'

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'Cow in love'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Support group for sheep.

Sheep dog late for work

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"Scuba cow"

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"Well, that one got away."

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

An early space launch attempt.

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Cow of BEEF

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

You complete me!

No, I don

Boomerang cow.

Where Deviled Eggs come from