Farm Life Enthusiasts Gifts

Silhouette of cowboy,cowgirl and horse on fence in the moonlight

Well...That's what happens when you text and graze!

Cow selling milk from small roadside stand.

'yes, up every day at dawn, but there was a shameful time as a teenager when I used to sleep in until noon sometimes...'

Have a CRAPPY New Year!

"Just our luck...everything but us tastes just like chicken."

'What we got here is a round pig in a square hole.'

Kevin! Kevin! Where are you? My God, I've eaten Kevin... Never name them!

COWS: Pull up man!! You're going too deep

'I'm setting up a ring ID. When my phone 'oinks,' I'll know it's you calling.'

'It's your turn. I crossed the road yesterday.'

"We just came from the stupidest meadow."

Cow conkers

Table Dancing Hits the Heartland...

'It's her birthday.'

'Your blood pressure is skyhigh! No more salt lick for you!'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'The circle is complete!'

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'Cow in love'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

Support group for sheep.

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Sheep dog late for work

"Well, that one got away."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

An early space launch attempt.