Farm Life Enthusiasts Gifts

Silhouette of cowboy,cowgirl and horse on fence in the moonlight

Well...That's what happens when you text and graze!

Cow selling milk from small roadside stand.

'yes, up every day at dawn, but there was a shameful time as a teenager when I used to sleep in until noon sometimes...'

Have a CRAPPY New Year!

"Just our luck...everything but us tastes just like chicken."

'What we got here is a round pig in a square hole.'

Kevin! Kevin! Where are you? My God, I've eaten Kevin... Never name them!

COWS: Pull up man!! You're going too deep

'I'm setting up a ring ID. When my phone 'oinks,' I'll know it's you calling.'

'It's your turn. I crossed the road yesterday.'

"We just came from the stupidest meadow."

Cow conkers

Table Dancing Hits the Heartland...

'It's her birthday.'

'Your blood pressure is skyhigh! No more salt lick for you!'

When did they put in a bike lane? Ding ding.

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'The circle is complete!'

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'Cow in love'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Support group for sheep.

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Sheep dog late for work

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"Well, that one got away."

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

An early space launch attempt.

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."