Farm Life Advocate Gifts

"Oddly enough, I could never work in a cubicle."

Theft and Illegal Slaughter of Livestock

'The circle is complete!'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

Cow Pinatas

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

View to the Future

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

"Well, that one got away."

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

Dedication to excellence....

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"Static cling."

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

Boomerang cow.

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

"Bet she says 'moo' before she says 'oink'."

A boy who loves cows/burgers

Twitter that!

'Another nice thing about working here, they tend to promote from within.'

Milkin' Impossible