Farm Advocate Gifts

"I'm sorry son, but one day all this will be yours."

'We in Congress are off to the beach, but we'll be back later in September to work on the farm bill. You have out word on it...you farmers really should learn to relax.'

This piggy has federal subsidies. This little piggy has none. So this little piggy went wee wee wee all the way to the poor house.

View to the Future

"Is there a vegan option?"

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"You can't make me eat Brussel sprouts Mum: it's illegal to force-feed geese in this country!"

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

Disraeli's Local Taxation Reform for Agricultural Interest

'With all the new laws being proposed, our tomatoes with founder genes may soon be an endangered species.'

"I can't afford to feed you."

"Funny how we never seem to run out of vegetables."

How Kale Took Over the World

"OK, today, Bob, your team is on blackberry clearing at the Brown's farm, while Lisa, your team is on thistle clearing at the Barker's farm..."

"Your blood sugar tested positive for fruits and vegetables."

"Whatever happened to common sense?"

'The working conditions here are good but their retirement plan needs some improvement.'

"...and the farmers - what would they do without me?...wait, don't answer that!"

'Personally I wouldn't be seen dead in it.'

"One day, assuming that I don't flip out and massacre everyone down at the mortgage bank that's foreclosing on us, all this will be yours."

'Any Questions?. . . Anyone else?'

Tom Cotton

GM Food and World Hunger

'Of course I'm on a strict diet, doc! I eat vegetarian animals only!'

"Really, Karl! Can't I mention the high price of kohlrabi without getting a manifesto."

"I'm surprised Tofurkey isn't more popular. It tastes nothing like turkey."

What the new farm bill means. . . to the small farmer. . . to the corporate farmer.

'Free range isn't all that! We basically get leftovers from the cattle!'

Terrance McWit, Attorney at Law, Last Lawyer for 387 Miles.

'Yep!.... My truck runs completely on methane now!'