Farm Advocate Gifts

"I'm sorry son, but one day all this will be yours."

'We in Congress are off to the beach, but we'll be back later in September to work on the farm bill. You have out word on it...you farmers really should learn to relax.'

This piggy has federal subsidies. This little piggy has none. So this little piggy went wee wee wee all the way to the poor house.

View to the Future

"Is there a vegan option?"

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"You can't make me eat Brussel sprouts Mum: it's illegal to force-feed geese in this country!"

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

Disraeli's Local Taxation Reform for Agricultural Interest

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

'With all the new laws being proposed, our tomatoes with founder genes may soon be an endangered species.'

"I can't afford to feed you."

"Funny how we never seem to run out of vegetables."

"OK, today, Bob, your team is on blackberry clearing at the Brown's farm, while Lisa, your team is on thistle clearing at the Barker's farm..."

"Whatever happened to common sense?"

'Any Questions?. . . Anyone else?'

'Personally I wouldn't be seen dead in it.'

Tom Cotton

"...and the farmers - what would they do without me?...wait, don't answer that!"

'The working conditions here are good but their retirement plan needs some improvement.'

GM Food and World Hunger

"Really, Karl! Can't I mention the high price of kohlrabi without getting a manifesto."

'Yep!.... My truck runs completely on methane now!'

'Of course I'm on a strict diet, doc! I eat vegetarian animals only!'

Unhappy Cows from neighboring states visit California.

What the new farm bill means. . . to the small farmer. . . to the corporate farmer.

"Oddly enough, I could never work in a cubicle."

"The vet wants me to go vegan so it's going to be catch and release for a while."

"I'm surprised Tofurkey isn't more popular. It tastes nothing like turkey."

Terrance McWit, Attorney at Law, Last Lawyer for 387 Miles.

'Free range isn't all that! We basically get leftovers from the cattle!'