Agriculture Advocates Gifts

'Local Food for Local People.'

Bureaucracy sits on US food production while ignoring world hunger.

View to the Future

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

Harvesting the folder crop in Manila

"Hey, you two, get a barn!"

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

'With all the new laws being proposed, our tomatoes with founder genes may soon be an endangered species.'

Disraeli's Local Taxation Reform for Agricultural Interest

"I can't afford to feed you."

80 years ago. Food comes farms. 40 years ago. Market. Kids today don't understand. They think food comes from the supermarket. They don't realize it comes from farms. Present day. Kids today don't understand. They think food just shows up in boxes at the door. They don't realize those boxes come from stores.

'For heaven's sake Armitage - can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category?'

The first Airbender!

"OK, today, Bob, your team is on blackberry clearing at the Brown's farm, while Lisa, your team is on thistle clearing at the Barker's farm..."

A Protractor.

'I don't know what it is. It showed up right after I invented agriculture.'

"Whatever happened to common sense?"

'Any Questions?. . . Anyone else?'

Tom Cotton

"...and the farmers - what would they do without me?...wait, don't answer that!"

GM Food and World Hunger

"I'm sorry son, but one day all this will be yours."

"Oddly enough, I could never work in a cubicle."

Farmer Problems

What the new farm bill means. . . to the small farmer. . . to the corporate farmer.

"You're all on rations, due to the ironic rise in the cost of chicken feed."

'What's your take on this new farm program legislation? -- I've never been on a farm.'

HEY!

Unhappy Cows from neighboring states visit California.

'Free range isn't all that! We basically get leftovers from the cattle!'

'Yep!.... My truck runs completely on methane now!'

Small dairy farmers have no future.

Milk Machine