Housing Advocates Gifts

Offshoring

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

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"And what do you think of the government's record on housing?"

Real Estate Personals

"Privare equity bought the dam and jacked up rent. Nests are next."

Homeless count.

"The government prefers to see it as a flexible, environmentally friendly building option that fits within our current funding projections."

'They're playing house.'

House hunting is cruel.

"And then the three bears were slowly forced out of the neighborhood due to major corporations cornering the market—The once cozy cottage is now an Air B&B." "The end."

'I think you'll all rest easy knowing this is a gated community!'

UP Again: Housing Prices.

'I saw a Miniature Dachshund today. NICE dog for a city apartment.'

New Homes

Turtle Eviction

"Hmmm, as far as I can gather, unfortunately, it is an eviction notice: we need to find a new home. . ."

"We're sitting on a landbank that could accommodate tens of thousands of new homes. We can wait a few years and generate even more profit..."

"There, that's better!"

'Surely it is no longer legal to include 'deposit of your first-born child'?'

From learning how to use an oven to overthrowing the system.

"Is it me or is this mini home trend getting out of control?"

Pop-up neighborhood

"Their entire friendship is based on regret over property they SHOULD have bought when it was affordable."

"Sorry honey, but moving boxes are sold out everywhere because of the rising rents..."

Foreclosure.

'We're being foreclosed on. We're going to have to relocate to a loafer.'

"Just to let you know - we're putting up your rent again..."

'It's a perfect starter teepee.'

"Nowadays we all have to make sacrifices and 2500 bucks a month for this beautiful two-room apartment is really not too much to ask."

Cut and Paste.

"What do you mean, you got evicted?"