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Offshoring

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

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Burbank Imposes Parking Fee on RVs

"And what do you think of the government's record on housing?"

"Privare equity bought the dam and jacked up rent. Nests are next."

Real Estate Personals

"The government prefers to see it as a flexible, environmentally friendly building option that fits within our current funding projections."

Homeless count.

'They're playing house.'

House hunting is cruel.

"And then the three bears were slowly forced out of the neighborhood due to major corporations cornering the market—The once cozy cottage is now an Air B&B." "The end."

'I think you'll all rest easy knowing this is a gated community!'

UP Again: Housing Prices.

'I saw a Miniature Dachshund today. NICE dog for a city apartment.'

New Homes

Turtle Eviction

"Hmmm, as far as I can gather, unfortunately, it is an eviction notice: we need to find a new home. . ."

"We're sitting on a landbank that could accommodate tens of thousands of new homes. We can wait a few years and generate even more profit..."

"There, that's better!"

'Surely it is no longer legal to include 'deposit of your first-born child'?'

From learning how to use an oven to overthrowing the system.

"Their entire friendship is based on regret over property they SHOULD have bought when it was affordable."

So Your Landlord Is Trying to Evict You

Foreclosure.

The Thought Really Doesn't Count

Pop-up neighborhood

"Is it me or is this mini home trend getting out of control?"

"Sorry honey, but moving boxes are sold out everywhere because of the rising rents..."

The Bright Side

'We're being foreclosed on. We're going to have to relocate to a loafer.'

"Just to let you know - we're putting up your rent again..."

'It's a perfect starter teepee.'

Cut and Paste.

"Nowadays we all have to make sacrifices and 2500 bucks a month for this beautiful two-room apartment is really not too much to ask."