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Estate Agent showing client his parents' house - '...and here's one from our affordable homes range'

"And what do you think of the government's record on housing?"

"Privare equity bought the dam and jacked up rent. Nests are next."

"When we said we'd build 'affordable' homes we had a particular buyer in mind."

Uncle Sam and health care.

Big Drug Companies Hooked

"The government prefers to see it as a flexible, environmentally friendly building option that fits within our current funding projections."

Homeless count.

"And then the three bears were slowly forced out of the neighborhood due to major corporations cornering the market—The once cozy cottage is now an Air B&B." "The end."

House hunting is cruel.

'I saw a Miniature Dachshund today. NICE dog for a city apartment.'

Take one Per Day as Affordable.

"Hmmm, as far as I can gather, unfortunately, it is an eviction notice: we need to find a new home. . ."

"There, that's better!"

"We're sitting on a landbank that could accommodate tens of thousands of new homes. We can wait a few years and generate even more profit..."

"We had to get builders to stop hoarding land and start building houses...extreme forms of persuasion were called for!"

"Sorry honey, but moving boxes are sold out everywhere because of the rising rents..."

"Their entire friendship is based on regret over property they SHOULD have bought when it was affordable."

Pop-up neighborhood

"Just to let you know - we're putting up your rent again..."

'It's a perfect starter teepee.'

Cut and Paste.

"What do you mean, you got evicted?"

Real estate: 'Sure, it's a long commute, but the price is right!'

"Star Wars. . . Batman. . . Pirates. . . What we should be building is affordable housing."

'You're a single person on benefits with too many rooms - we're downsizing you!'

'Of course, for the compact budget we offer the Shelterette Programme.'

Driver sees road sign: 'Will Work for Food Next Right.'

'I warn you mate - he doesn't like mean people.'

Low Budget Real Estate

"It's 'affordable' if you can afford it."