Advocate For Affordable Housing Prints

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Estate Agent showing client his parents' house - '...and here's one from our affordable homes range'

"When we said we'd build 'affordable' homes we had a particular buyer in mind."

"And what do you think of the government's record on housing?"

"Privare equity bought the dam and jacked up rent. Nests are next."

Burbank Imposes Parking Fee on RVs

Uncle Sam and health care.

"The government prefers to see it as a flexible, environmentally friendly building option that fits within our current funding projections."

Big Drug Companies Hooked

Homeless count.

House hunting is cruel.

"And then the three bears were slowly forced out of the neighborhood due to major corporations cornering the market—The once cozy cottage is now an Air B&B." "The end."

'I saw a Miniature Dachshund today. NICE dog for a city apartment.'

Take one Per Day as Affordable.

"Hmmm, as far as I can gather, unfortunately, it is an eviction notice: we need to find a new home. . ."

"We're sitting on a landbank that could accommodate tens of thousands of new homes. We can wait a few years and generate even more profit..."

"There, that's better!"

"We had to get builders to stop hoarding land and start building houses...extreme forms of persuasion were called for!"

"Sorry honey, but moving boxes are sold out everywhere because of the rising rents..."

So Your Landlord Is Trying to Evict You

Pop-up neighborhood

The Bright Side

"Their entire friendship is based on regret over property they SHOULD have bought when it was affordable."

"Just to let you know - we're putting up your rent again..."

'It's a perfect starter teepee.'

"What do you mean, you got evicted?"

Cut and Paste.

Real estate: 'Sure, it's a long commute, but the price is right!'

"Star Wars. . . Batman. . . Pirates. . . What we should be building is affordable housing."

What of the Homeless Rich Folks?

'You're a single person on benefits with too many rooms - we're downsizing you!'

'Of course, for the compact budget we offer the Shelterette Programme.'

'I warn you mate - he doesn't like mean people.'

"It's 'affordable' if you can afford it."

Low Budget Real Estate