Micro-apartment Advocate Gifts

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

"Too bright."

A DIY disaster.

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

Of course, the rent on the fourth floor is considerably higher.

Upper West Side Story

Cat and Broom

'No it's still not fixed'

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

Natural Phenomena of 15-E

So...this is the roommate. Awkward...

'Honey, I'm home.'

"It just seems to me, Howard, that you're missing the whole point of having a terrace in the city."

IKEA Book

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

"I need an apartment just big enough for a laptop, a coffee cup, and me."

"The mirrors really do make this apartment look bigger."

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"

"My kitchen is very small. Do you have any with doors that swing in?"

Painting the ceiling with a paint roller attached to an umbrella.

"That's the window, dear. The bookcase is over to your right."

Estate Agent - 'They're all mine.'

"If a sixth borough opens up, I'll let you know."

J. Greeble, MD: Practice limited to simple, straightforward, old-fashioned diseases.

"Are you walking the dog? We live on the third floor!"

"No wonder it was so affordable."

'You can come back in, King Kong. The superintendent got the door open.'

'...and the property comes with a fully fitted kitchen'

"That's not the thrum and rumble of the great metropolis -- that''s the dishwasher."