Housing Advocate Mugs

Homeless count.

Cut and Paste.

"We're sitting on a landbank that could accommodate tens of thousands of new homes. We can wait a few years and generate even more profit..."

"There, that's better!"

Informal housing estates

"Star Wars. . . Batman. . . Pirates. . . What we should be building is affordable housing."

"It's 'affordable' if you can afford it."

Low Budget Real Estate

'Someone give me an opening bid on this valuable homeless shelter.'

Ghettoes in the form of Toes

"And what do you think of the government's record on housing?"

House hunting is cruel.

"And then the three bears were slowly forced out of the neighborhood due to major corporations cornering the market—The once cozy cottage is now an Air B&B." "The end."

Tuckered Out

The Bright Side

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Housing Plan

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

'Wait a second, Dad...did the three little pigs have a home owner's policy to cover huffing and puffing?'

"When we said we'd build 'affordable' homes we had a particular buyer in mind."

"Privare equity bought the dam and jacked up rent. Nests are next."

Real Estate Personals

Burbank Imposes Parking Fee on RVs

"The government prefers to see it as a flexible, environmentally friendly building option that fits within our current funding projections."

'They're playing house.'

"If the nanny state wants us to solve the housing crisis they need to get out of the way and let us learn from the leaders in the field..."

"And these are the Andersons, our tenants."

'I think you'll all rest easy knowing this is a gated community!'

UP Again: Housing Prices.

'I saw a Miniature Dachshund today. NICE dog for a city apartment.'

New Homes

Turtle Eviction

"Hmmm, as far as I can gather, unfortunately, it is an eviction notice: we need to find a new home. . ."

Battery Farm Housing