Housing Crisis Awareness Gifts

"We're not getting much response on the doorstep."

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

Deaths from Coronavirus

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

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"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'

"And what do you think of the government's record on housing?"

Burbank Imposes Parking Fee on RVs

Who Let the Dawg In?

"Privare equity bought the dam and jacked up rent. Nests are next."

"Quit your whining... Someday you'll appreciate affordable student housing."

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

"I see no problems. We can get lots more of these houses in.."

A house being demolished in order to make way for a road widening scheme, with the occupants being evicted.

Homeless count.

"The government prefers to see it as a flexible, environmentally friendly building option that fits within our current funding projections."

"If the nanny state wants us to solve the housing crisis they need to get out of the way and let us learn from the leaders in the field..."

'We do have something in Real Estate for an individual who's willing to starve for a year before turning to the office supplies.'

House hunting is cruel.

"And then the three bears were slowly forced out of the neighborhood due to major corporations cornering the market—The once cozy cottage is now an Air B&B." "The end."

Early House Hunting.

"Oh dear! Low-cost housing."

With their sales slumping due to high gas prices, many RVs are being converted...

'Can I assume from the rent that this place comes with its own butler?'

'We're looking for a place with no high walls.'

'Last time I share-house with a Wookie!'

Affordable housing - Mum and Dads.

"The only thing we seem to have in your price range is a bird box in Billericay."

"Charlie's really interested in co-operative housing..."

"For sale £470,000 house included"

Letting agent on the phone: 'OK, so there's fungus in the bathroom - but on the plus side, it IS organic.'