Housing Crisis Awareness Gifts

"We're not getting much response on the doorstep."

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

Deaths from Coronavirus

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

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"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

"Privare equity bought the dam and jacked up rent. Nests are next."

"And what do you think of the government's record on housing?"

"I see no problems. We can get lots more of these houses in.."

A house being demolished in order to make way for a road widening scheme, with the occupants being evicted.

Homeless count.

"The government prefers to see it as a flexible, environmentally friendly building option that fits within our current funding projections."

"If the nanny state wants us to solve the housing crisis they need to get out of the way and let us learn from the leaders in the field..."

Early House Hunting.

'We do have something in Real Estate for an individual who's willing to starve for a year before turning to the office supplies.'

"And then the three bears were slowly forced out of the neighborhood due to major corporations cornering the market—The once cozy cottage is now an Air B&B." "The end."

House hunting is cruel.

"Oh dear! Low-cost housing."

'Can I assume from the rent that this place comes with its own butler?'

'We're looking for a place with no high walls.'

Affordable housing - Mum and Dads.

"Charlie's really interested in co-operative housing..."

"The only thing we seem to have in your price range is a bird box in Billericay."

"For sale £470,000 house included"

Letting agent on the phone: 'OK, so there's fungus in the bathroom - but on the plus side, it IS organic.'

"I remember when you used to see 3 or 4 of these a week!"