Housing Crisis Enthusiasts Gifts

'We do have something in Real Estate for an individual who's willing to starve for a year before turning to the office supplies.'

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Real Estate Personals

'They're playing house.'

'I think you'll all rest easy knowing this is a gated community!'

UP Again: Housing Prices.

New Homes

'Hello - I've been parachuted in to save the bank.'

Turtle Eviction

"We're sitting on a landbank that could accommodate tens of thousands of new homes. We can wait a few years and generate even more profit..."

"Those days of being able to sell any old c**p have long gone!"

Foreclosure.

"Is it me or is this mini home trend getting out of control?"

'Mr. Jones? I've found a house that fits your funds perfectly! It even has a little garden!'

"You're moving in with us? We were going to move in with you."

'We're being foreclosed on. We're going to have to relocate to a loafer.'

"What do you mean, you got evicted?"

'She'll come round to the idea of a Granny Flat eventually.'

'I'm sorry but I need your bed. I've just been kicked out my flat.'

Varoufakis on German TV

'How long has it been going on? I remember asking my dad the same question!'

"So, as you can see, our latest development plan is really just simple math."

New HOSTILE Mortgage Company

The Big Economic Fix Is On: All the so-called safety nets will be as useless as a hard hat in a crowbar storm.

'Let's not get too carried away.'

'Deal or no deal?'

"I think a lot of Log Cabin Republicans had their log cabins foreclosed."

Dunloanin...bank manager.

'Damp? The bath's got a ring round its OUTSIDE!'

'I'll give you 1.2 million for that!'

"That's the trouble with youth today. They expect to move into nice car right away."

"I'd like to say this will all be yours someday, but it's all rented."

"It surprised me too - I was told it hung over the Greenbelt."

"We're not getting much response on the doorstep."