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Real Estate Personals

Burbank Imposes Parking Fee on RVs

'They're playing house.'

'I think you'll all rest easy knowing this is a gated community!'

UP Again: Housing Prices.

'Hello - I've been parachuted in to save the bank.'

New Homes

Turtle Eviction

"We're sitting on a landbank that could accommodate tens of thousands of new homes. We can wait a few years and generate even more profit..."

"Those days of being able to sell any old c**p have long gone!"

Foreclosure.

"You're moving in with us? We were going to move in with you."

"Is it me or is this mini home trend getting out of control?"

'Mr. Jones? I've found a house that fits your funds perfectly! It even has a little garden!'

"When I move out of this whale, I'd like to sublet my space. That's why I had all my stuff shipped here."

'We're being foreclosed on. We're going to have to relocate to a loafer.'

'She'll come round to the idea of a Granny Flat eventually.'

"What do you mean, you got evicted?"

'How long has it been going on? I remember asking my dad the same question!'

"I think a lot of Log Cabin Republicans had their log cabins foreclosed."

Varoufakis on German TV

New HOSTILE Mortgage Company

'I'm sorry but I need your bed. I've just been kicked out my flat.'

The Big Economic Fix Is On: All the so-called safety nets will be as useless as a hard hat in a crowbar storm.

'Deal or no deal?'

"So, as you can see, our latest development plan is really just simple math."

'Let's not get too carried away.'

'Damp? The bath's got a ring round its OUTSIDE!'

Dunloanin...bank manager.

"We're not getting much response on the doorstep."

'I'll give you 1.2 million for that!'

"That's the trouble with youth today. They expect to move into nice car right away."

"It surprised me too - I was told it hung over the Greenbelt."