Housing Situation Enthusiast Gifts

"Are we all ready for an energy survey by Con Ed?"

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

"Aren't you the estate agent who sold us this house?"

"Look, son, real estate."

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

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"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

Estate Agent showing client his parents' house - '...and here's one from our affordable homes range'

'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'

'Honey, it's the escrow people. They want to know if you could send a stool sample.'

"Privare equity bought the dam and jacked up rent. Nests are next."

I'm buying a house. You're broke. So? the interest rate plans are amazing. The banks are giving money away. Besides, the housing market is going nuts. If I buy today, I can sell next year for a huge profit. I suddenly feel faint. You look ill, Mr. Powell.

"Quit your whining... Someday you'll appreciate affordable student housing."

"And what do you think of the government's record on housing?"

Burbank Imposes Parking Fee on RVs

'Gee! You must have lost some on this property!'

Who Let the Dawg In?

Real Estate Personals

"I'm a real estate developer and I'm just looking over this area."

Home Sweet Second Home.

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

"I see no problems. We can get lots more of these houses in.."

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

"Local authorities are always whining on about the cost of 'affordable' housing..."

Homeless count.

'So what if you found it? Whatever it is, it belongs to ME! Now, get off my beach!'

"If the nanny state wants us to solve the housing crisis they need to get out of the way and let us learn from the leaders in the field..."

"Oh dear! Low-cost housing."

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"