Housing Situation Enthusiast Mugs

"Are we all ready for an energy survey by Con Ed?"

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

"Aren't you the estate agent who sold us this house?"

"Look, son, real estate."

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

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Estate Agent showing client his parents' house - '...and here's one from our affordable homes range'

'Honey, it's the escrow people. They want to know if you could send a stool sample.'

"I'm a real estate developer and I'm just looking over this area."

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

"And what do you think of the government's record on housing?"

Home Sweet Second Home.

'Gee! You must have lost some on this property!'

Real Estate Personals

"Privare equity bought the dam and jacked up rent. Nests are next."

"I see no problems. We can get lots more of these houses in.."

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

Homeless count.

"Local authorities are always whining on about the cost of 'affordable' housing..."

'So what if you found it? Whatever it is, it belongs to ME! Now, get off my beach!'

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

'They're playing house.'

House hunting is cruel.

"If the nanny state wants us to solve the housing crisis they need to get out of the way and let us learn from the leaders in the field..."