Affordable Housing Enthusiast Gifts

Estate Agent showing client his parents' house - '...and here's one from our affordable homes range'

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"Aren't you the estate agent who sold us this house?"

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'Honey, it's the escrow people. They want to know if you could send a stool sample.'

I'm buying a house. You're broke. So? the interest rate plans are amazing. The banks are giving money away. Besides, the housing market is going nuts. If I buy today, I can sell next year for a huge profit. I suddenly feel faint. You look ill, Mr. Powell.

Real Estate Personals

Natural Phenomena of 15-E

"And what do you think of the government's record on housing?"

'Honey, I'm home.'

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

'Gee! You must have lost some on this property!'

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

"Local authorities are always whining on about the cost of 'affordable' housing..."

Homeless count.

House hunting is cruel.

"And then the three bears were slowly forced out of the neighborhood due to major corporations cornering the market—The once cozy cottage is now an Air B&B." "The end."

'They're playing house.'

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

'Forget my mortgage application, fill this bag with money. I've decided to make a cash offer!'

'I think you'll all rest easy knowing this is a gated community!'

UP Again: Housing Prices.

'Lower the price by ?30k!' 'He's trying to kick-start the housing market.'

'We can't decide between raising kids and raising a mortgage deposit.'

'You can come back in, King Kong. The superintendent got the door open.'

"No wonder it was so affordable."

New Homes

"I remember when you used to see 3 or 4 of these a week!"

'I won't lie, it can get windy here.'

Turtle Eviction

Real Estate Life

"We're sitting on a landbank that could accommodate tens of thousands of new homes. We can wait a few years and generate even more profit..."