Housing Aficionado Gifts

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

People in a nest: 'What housing shortage?'

Demanding house.

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

The stages of gentrification: a guide

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

'I can't move in, Ted - your lifestyle is too modern. And your furniture is way too modern.'

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

Of course, the rent on the fourth floor is considerably higher.

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

Once again overbudget and past dealine, the predatory boa constractor adroitly squeezes the life from its victim's wallet.

"Aren't you the estate agent who sold us this house?"

"Look, son, real estate."

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

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"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

'Hmmph. Here's an ad for affordable housing five minutes from downtown. By what means? Learjet?'

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

Upper West Side Story

'For Sale by Neighbor'

"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"