Housing Enthusiast Gifts

"I would die, but I have a rent-controlled apartment."

'Would you mind holding my printer, my other phone is ringing!'

'We're being foreclosed on. We're going to have to relocate to a loafer.'

all this talk of a lack of affordable housing is exaggerated, i know, i've got six!

'I think you'll all rest easy knowing this is a gated community!'

'American Dream' switches from owning to selling home.

UP Again: Housing Prices.

'Damp? The bath's got a ring round its OUTSIDE!'

Turtle Eviction

'She'll come round to the idea of a Granny Flat eventually.'

'The property comes complete with beautiful works of contemporary art.'

New Homes

Pop-up guy in a pop-up house in a pop-up town

"So, as you can see, our latest development plan is really just simple math."

"Is it me or is this mini home trend getting out of control?"

'They're playing house.'

'We can't afford the two property lifestyle'

'I guess this global warming thing is for real.'

'Let's not get too carried away.'

'I got a granny flat for my mum.'

'Deal or no deal?'

Real Estate Personals

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"I didn't spark joy."

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

Once again overbudget and past dealine, the predatory boa constractor adroitly squeezes the life from its victim's wallet.

"Aren't you the estate agent who sold us this house?"