Affordable Housing Gifts

Renting is so expensive these days, why don't you move back in with your parents?

"It's 'affordable' if you can afford it."

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

'I remember when all this was fields.'

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

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"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

Estate Agent showing client his parents' house - '...and here's one from our affordable homes range'

'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'

Who Let the Dawg In?

Burbank Imposes Parking Fee on RVs

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

"Quit your whining... Someday you'll appreciate affordable student housing."

"I see no problems. We can get lots more of these houses in.."

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

A house being demolished in order to make way for a road widening scheme, with the occupants being evicted.

"The government prefers to see it as a flexible, environmentally friendly building option that fits within our current funding projections."

Homeless count.

Early House Hunting.

It was going to be a subdivision, but they ran out of snow. Chilly Hills Estates.

"Oh dear! Low-cost housing."

"If the nanny state wants us to solve the housing crisis they need to get out of the way and let us learn from the leaders in the field..."

With their sales slumping due to high gas prices, many RVs are being converted...

'Can I assume from the rent that this place comes with its own butler?'

'We're looking for a place with no high walls.'

'Last time I share-house with a Wookie!'

Affordable housing - Mum and Dads.

"No wonder it was so affordable."

"The only thing we seem to have in your price range is a bird box in Billericay."

"For sale £470,000 house included"

"Charlie's really interested in co-operative housing..."