Affordable Housing Pillows

Renting is so expensive these days, why don't you move back in with your parents?

"It's 'affordable' if you can afford it."

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

'I remember when all this was fields.'

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"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

Estate Agent showing client his parents' house - '...and here's one from our affordable homes range'

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

"I see no problems. We can get lots more of these houses in.."

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

A house being demolished in order to make way for a road widening scheme, with the occupants being evicted.

Homeless count.

"The government prefers to see it as a flexible, environmentally friendly building option that fits within our current funding projections."

Early House Hunting.

"If the nanny state wants us to solve the housing crisis they need to get out of the way and let us learn from the leaders in the field..."

"Oh dear! Low-cost housing."

'Can I assume from the rent that this place comes with its own butler?'

'We're looking for a place with no high walls.'

Affordable housing - Mum and Dads.

"Charlie's really interested in co-operative housing..."

"The only thing we seem to have in your price range is a bird box in Billericay."

"No wonder it was so affordable."

"For sale £470,000 house included"

Letting agent on the phone: 'OK, so there's fungus in the bathroom - but on the plus side, it IS organic.'

"I remember when you used to see 3 or 4 of these a week!"