Housing Initiatives Gifts

More lousy ideas for housing the homeless ...

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

'I remember when all this was fields.'

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"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

"And what do you think of the government's record on housing?"

"Privare equity bought the dam and jacked up rent. Nests are next."

"When we said we'd build 'affordable' homes we had a particular buyer in mind."

"I see no problems. We can get lots more of these houses in.."

A house being demolished in order to make way for a road widening scheme, with the occupants being evicted.

"The government prefers to see it as a flexible, environmentally friendly building option that fits within our current funding projections."

Homeless count.

"And then the three bears were slowly forced out of the neighborhood due to major corporations cornering the market—The once cozy cottage is now an Air B&B." "The end."

"Oh dear! Low-cost housing."

"If the nanny state wants us to solve the housing crisis they need to get out of the way and let us learn from the leaders in the field..."

House hunting is cruel.

Early House Hunting.

'We're looking for a place with no high walls.'

'Can I assume from the rent that this place comes with its own butler?'

Affordable housing - Mum and Dads.

"The only thing we seem to have in your price range is a bird box in Billericay."

"For sale £470,000 house included"