Housing Solutions Gifts

Dennis greets another day from his basement apartment.

'The mortgage became affordable when we sub-divided.'

'That's nice but I'm thinking more on the line of low income housing.'

'Problems finding good, affordable housing?'

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

'I remember when all this was fields.'

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"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

"And what do you think of the government's record on housing?"

Burbank Imposes Parking Fee on RVs

Who Let the Dawg In?

"Quit your whining... Someday you'll appreciate affordable student housing."

"I see no problems. We can get lots more of these houses in.."

"The government prefers to see it as a flexible, environmentally friendly building option that fits within our current funding projections."

Homeless count.

"If the nanny state wants us to solve the housing crisis they need to get out of the way and let us learn from the leaders in the field..."

Early House Hunting.

It was going to be a subdivision, but they ran out of snow. Chilly Hills Estates.

House hunting is cruel.

"And then the three bears were slowly forced out of the neighborhood due to major corporations cornering the market—The once cozy cottage is now an Air B&B." "The end."

"And these are the Andersons, our tenants."

"Oh dear! Low-cost housing."

With their sales slumping due to high gas prices, many RVs are being converted...

'We're looking for a place with no high walls.'

'Can I assume from the rent that this place comes with its own butler?'

'Last time I share-house with a Wookie!'

Affordable housing - Mum and Dads.