Modern Housing Gifts

'I bet the inside looks the same too.'

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

Snoopy with Laptop

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

The Modern Novel.

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

Where do you see yourself five years from today, dork-boy? 43 Breen Road. What are you talking about? It's where everyone wants to go. It's the most popular AirBnB in San Francisco. The earliest opening they had was five years from today. Just book a hotel. Hotels are so 2007.

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

Fur Baby

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

'I remember when all this was fields.'

'Apparently it downloads data to your brain.'

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

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"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

Burbank Imposes Parking Fee on RVs

"I wonder what our self-cooking kitchen has for us today."