Modern Living Enthusiast Gifts

Mousehole Parking

'What Open Sesame bit? I had my contractor install an automatic garage door opener.'

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"I didn't spark joy."

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

Snoopy with Laptop

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

'I can't move in, Ted - your lifestyle is too modern. And your furniture is way too modern.'

Where do you see yourself five years from today, dork-boy? 43 Breen Road. What are you talking about? It's where everyone wants to go. It's the most popular AirBnB in San Francisco. The earliest opening they had was five years from today. Just book a hotel. Hotels are so 2007.

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

'Mom, can you tell me about the days before Pilates and Latte's?'

"I wasn't copying off others. I was just crowdsourcing the answers."

"I wonder what our self-cooking kitchen has for us today."

'I've been watching TV all my life. I was born cable ready.'

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

"I'm basically happy but I'd like a most cost-effective personality."

"Good grief, Bradbury! How long have you been working at home?"

A mom watches as her children get into a large SUV using a staircase.

Le Corbusier

"How does one experience the ultimate selfie? Swallow your cell phone."

Drones deliver gold, frankincense and myrrh to baby Jesus.

"I remodelled, but I left it so that when danger threatens I can still take refuge in the redoubt."

The News in Capsule Form.

"This is the main house, plus there's a cottage on the property where your Lyft driver would live."

"It may well be the root of all evil, but it's also the root of all this."

Garden of Earthly Delights