Modern Living Enthusiast Gifts

Mousehole Parking

'What Open Sesame bit? I had my contractor install an automatic garage door opener.'

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"I didn't spark joy."

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

'I can't move in, Ted - your lifestyle is too modern. And your furniture is way too modern.'

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"I wasn't copying off others. I was just crowdsourcing the answers."

'Mom, can you tell me about the days before Pilates and Latte's?'

"I wonder what our self-cooking kitchen has for us today."

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

'I've been watching TV all my life. I was born cable ready.'

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

"I'm basically happy but I'd like a most cost-effective personality."

"Good grief, Bradbury! How long have you been working at home?"

Drones deliver gold, frankincense and myrrh to baby Jesus.

A mom watches as her children get into a large SUV using a staircase.

"How does one experience the ultimate selfie? Swallow your cell phone."

Le Corbusier

The News in Capsule Form.

"It may well be the root of all evil, but it's also the root of all this."

Garden of Earthly Delights

"Our Trash Dash order is on its way."

"This is the main house, plus there's a cottage on the property where your Lyft driver would live."

"I remodelled, but I left it so that when danger threatens I can still take refuge in the redoubt."

Self checkout and 'selfie' check out at a store.

Exec Has His Whole Life At His Desk