Modern Living Aficionado Gifts

Computerized House

'I can't move in, Ted - your lifestyle is too modern. And your furniture is way too modern.'

Stable conversion for luxury flats.

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

Cat statues on entrance gate

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

Cartoon showing a group snails, one has a large shell underneath him. Another snail, observing, says to his mate: "Another basement conversion.".

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"I wasn't copying off others. I was just crowdsourcing the answers."

'Mom, can you tell me about the days before Pilates and Latte's?'

'I've been watching TV all my life. I was born cable ready.'

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

'There are two color schemes: dark ones that attract light dirt, and light ones that attract dark dirt.'

"Good grief, Bradbury! How long have you been working at home?"

"But everything seems so neat and orderly we'd never guess that your lives are falling apart."

Drones deliver gold, frankincense and myrrh to baby Jesus.

Le Corbusier

Self checkout and 'selfie' check out at a store.

The News in Capsule Form.

"You idiot! It's all bare walls and Ikea these days."

Decorators at Home

'I can use surgery to restore your sex drive. Do you want the £3000 operation or the £4000 one?' - 'I'd rather have a new kitchen.'

"It may well be the root of all evil, but it's also the root of all this."

Garden of Earthly Delights

"I want our divorce to have a country farmhouse feeling."

'Forget the birds and the bees. I downloaded that from the Internet. Tell me about day trading.'

Changing house name.

'We can't get enough of these makeover shows.'