Modern Design Aficionado Gifts

"I guess cats just can't appreciate Frank Gehry."

'I've had the office modernized, trouble is, now you don't fit in anymore.'

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

"Well....I could've done this!"

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

Cat statues on entrance gate

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

Jackson Pollock Studio

Art Gallery.

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

'I can't move in, Ted - your lifestyle is too modern. And your furniture is way too modern.'

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

Man and woman buying furniture.

"I've just got this sudden craving for pizza."

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.

"It's been unanimously decided that we don't like this table. Could you show us another model?"

Somewhere in France: The Fabric of Daily French Life Is On Display

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

Artex cartoon

Granny squashing cats tail with rocking chair

"We're looking for something more over-the-couch-ish."

"When we remodeled, we decided to go with the granite countertop."

The less one gets it, the more it's art.

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

"All in favor of the old, uncomfortable chairs?"

'There are two color schemes: dark ones that attract light dirt, and light ones that attract dark dirt.'