Modern Design Lover Gifts

"When we remodeled, we decided to go with the granite countertop."

'In order to rent out our street-level space...the lobby has been moved to the top floor.'

'It started out as a pup tent, but it ended up as some sort of homage to Frank Gehry.'

Wren Behaving Badly

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

Second hand furniture.

Creative department

"Surprise!"

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

The World's Easiest Airport

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

'What do you suppose he's trying to say?'

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

Pouring all emotion into his art, Pablo had none left for his face.

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

Virginia could tolerate the Woolf whistles no longer

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

'How can they call it modern art when it's 100 year's old?'

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 2

"Typical venue, just providing male washroom facilities!"

Jackson Pollock as a child

'I think you've put that in the wrong place.'

Smithsonian

"You like it? It’s from the MoMA Store!"

Cubism Model

'Would it be cruelly ironic to shape our new cholesterol medication like little eggs?'

What do you think? I'm calling it Snow.

"He's left out the staples"

"Forget it - she's out of your league."

Biker At Museum

Kapoor & Piss-poor (Anish Kapoor sculpture beside Marcel Deschamps urinal)

'This is the painting he was about to start when he shot himself.'