Modern Design Lover Pillows

"When we remodeled, we decided to go with the granite countertop."

'In order to rent out our street-level space...the lobby has been moved to the top floor.'

Wren Behaving Badly

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

Second hand furniture.

Creative department

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"Surprise!"

The World's Easiest Airport

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

'What do you suppose he's trying to say?'

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

"Typical venue, just providing male washroom facilities!"

'How can they call it modern art when it's 100 year's old?'

Virginia could tolerate the Woolf whistles no longer

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 2

Jackson Pollock as a child

"He's left out the staples"

Smithsonian

Kapoor & Piss-poor (Anish Kapoor sculpture beside Marcel Deschamps urinal)

"You like it? It’s from the MoMA Store!"

Cubism Model

"Forget it - she's out of your league."

Biker At Museum

'Would it be cruelly ironic to shape our new cholesterol medication like little eggs?'

What do you think? I'm calling it Snow.

'This is the painting he was about to start when he shot himself.'

Jackson Pollock - "Oh no! Someone's thrown paint all over it!"

"I like his style. He makes it look like an accident."

"But is it art?"

Teapot Art