Modern Architecture Lover Pillows

"It won the award this year for aggravating the most architects."

'So much for localism.'

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"Early model of baggage claim"

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

"Wait, there's another fold? No wonder we have so many extra stones."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

'What do you suppose he's trying to say?'

'How can they call it modern art when it's 100 year's old?'

"Typical venue, just providing male washroom facilities!"

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 2

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

Pizza Tower Bridge

Manhattan Cat atop the Flatiron Building

Jackson Pollock as a child

John Bull presenting the building for the 1862 International Exhibition to Britannia

Pisa Hut.

Cubism Model

"You like it? It’s from the MoMA Store!"

"Forget it - she's out of your league."

What do you think? I'm calling it Snow.

"He's left out the staples"

Inventor of the Tudor spirit-level

Kapoor & Piss-poor (Anish Kapoor sculpture beside Marcel Deschamps urinal)