Modern Architecture Lover Prints

"It won the award this year for aggravating the most architects."

'So much for localism.'

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

"Early model of baggage claim"

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"Wait, there's another fold? No wonder we have so many extra stones."

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

'What do you suppose he's trying to say?'

Pouring all emotion into his art, Pablo had none left for his face.

Where do you see yourself five years from today, dork-boy? 43 Breen Road. What are you talking about? It's where everyone wants to go. It's the most popular AirBnB in San Francisco. The earliest opening they had was five years from today. Just book a hotel. Hotels are so 2007.

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

Pizza Tower Bridge

'How can they call it modern art when it's 100 year's old?'

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 2

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

"Typical venue, just providing male washroom facilities!"

Manhattan Cat atop the Flatiron Building

Jackson Pollock as a child

'I think you've put that in the wrong place.'

"He's left out the staples"

Inventor of the Tudor spirit-level

"You like it? It’s from the MoMA Store!"

Cubism Model

Smithsonian

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

John Bull presenting the building for the 1862 International Exhibition to Britannia