Modern Architecture Enthusiast Pillows

Le Corbusier

"It may well be the root of all evil, but it's also the root of all this."

"Why yes, architecture-wise we new harmonists believe unashamedly in a resythisis of form and function!"

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

'I can make out the nude, but I don't see the submarine.'

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

Introducing Piza Island.

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

"Wait, there's another fold? No wonder we have so many extra stones."

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

'I can't move in, Ted - your lifestyle is too modern. And your furniture is way too modern.'

"Tracy Island offers palatial splendour in the safest of environments. Your beds are unmade because this is Tracy Emin Island."

The Cremaster Cycle

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

'I'm going to add to the confusion. I'm going to sign my name upside-down.'

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

The White House: Some Assembly Required.

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

Actualities - Killing time whilst waiting for the Exhibition to open

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

Woodworms at a sculpture gallery.