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Le Corbusier

"It may well be the root of all evil, but it's also the root of all this."

"Why yes, architecture-wise we new harmonists believe unashamedly in a resythisis of form and function!"

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

'I can make out the nude, but I don't see the submarine.'

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

"Wait, there's another fold? No wonder we have so many extra stones."

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

Introducing Piza Island.

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

The Cremaster Cycle

'I'm going to add to the confusion. I'm going to sign my name upside-down.'

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

'I can't move in, Ted - your lifestyle is too modern. And your furniture is way too modern.'

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

The White House: Some Assembly Required.

Pizza Tower Bridge

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

Woodworms at a sculpture gallery.

Actualities - Killing time whilst waiting for the Exhibition to open