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"This has always been Kathy's and my dream --- to live in a contemporary house, surrounded by our contemporaries."

"Yeah! The new building is amazing! And guess what! I've got a corner office!"

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

Cat statues on entrance gate

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

I love the Shard

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

"Wait, there's another fold? No wonder we have so many extra stones."

Cats at private view

Picasso: The Early Years

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

The High Line at Giza

'Greenwich in the Season'

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

"Feel better, dear?"

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

"It was your idea to install the TV dish on the church spire"

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

Sold! For £42,000 to the... No wait - it's the wrong way round!

Pyramid (Drawn from memory) (Pretty accurate)

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

Leaning Tower of Pisa

"Do you smell something?"