Modern Design Enthusiast T-Shirts

Hibernation sure isn't the same since we modernized

'C'mon get it straight.'

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

"Surprise!"

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

'It's perfect, but can we see it in white?'

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

Under New Management. Actually, Betsy, we were hoping for a flag with a little more style.

'I can't move in, Ted - your lifestyle is too modern. And your furniture is way too modern.'

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

"You can't find the menswear department? Oh, I'm sorry, Sir- I was standing in front of it."

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

Breastfeeding: Good Design Council

"When we remodeled, we decided to go with the granite countertop."

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

Early cave painters

"And nobody noticed the crease in the blueprint?"

'Well, why didn't you say you wanted the office to be functional?'

Naked Furniture

"It's post-gingerbread."

The imagery attacks the compalcency of the casual web surfer and uses a visual cacophony of discordant images to excite and enthusethe casual visitor...

Roller Coasters

"As far as form following function, it's a brilliant design for a business center."

Futons/Futoffs

Sir Cecil Beaton

"Worse than giant clothespins, Ralph - Bauhaus designed alligators!"

"It sounds as if it's going to be three hours with our legs crossed in Frank Gehry chairs. You go if you want."

Le Corbusier

"It may well be the root of all evil, but it's also the root of all this."

The most important part of your job application. Font selection.

'Since we got this round bed, I've been waking up dizzy every morning!'

Flower tribute

"Circumstances being what they are, I've redesigned the logo."

'I liked the Pompidou Center too, Melvin, but I'm not obsessed with it.'