Modern Design Enthusiast T-Shirts

Hibernation sure isn't the same since we modernized

'C'mon get it straight.'

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

"Surprise!"

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

'I can't move in, Ted - your lifestyle is too modern. And your furniture is way too modern.'

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

"You can't find the menswear department? Oh, I'm sorry, Sir- I was standing in front of it."

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

Breastfeeding: Good Design Council

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

"When we remodeled, we decided to go with the granite countertop."

Early cave painters

"And nobody noticed the crease in the blueprint?"

'Well, why didn't you say you wanted the office to be functional?'

Sir Cecil Beaton

"As far as form following function, it's a brilliant design for a business center."

Futons/Futoffs

"Worse than giant clothespins, Ralph - Bauhaus designed alligators!"

Roller Coasters

"It's post-gingerbread."

Naked Furniture

"It sounds as if it's going to be three hours with our legs crossed in Frank Gehry chairs. You go if you want."

The imagery attacks the compalcency of the casual web surfer and uses a visual cacophony of discordant images to excite and enthusethe casual visitor...

Le Corbusier

'Since we got this round bed, I've been waking up dizzy every morning!'

"Circumstances being what they are, I've redesigned the logo."

The most important part of your job application. Font selection.

'I liked the Pompidou Center too, Melvin, but I'm not obsessed with it.'

Flower tribute

"Stop complaining, granite is in."

'Wow, NICE Flat!'