Modern Interior Lovers Pillows

A shared passion

Painting the Ceiling

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

"Pretty cushy, am I right?"

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

'Oh, honey, what a lovely house... We'll place the couch here, the cupboard there and my psychiatrist right here!'

"Yup, looks like your bookcase is full. You might want to start thinking about getting a new one."

"When we remodeled, we decided to go with the granite countertop."

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

"I tidied away all the cushions and stuffed toy animals. It appears we never had a bed."

"The point of going outside is the feeling when coming back inside."

'I've organised the bathroom.'

"That's still too high"

Castle Realty. Of course, for resale value, I'd suggest converting the dungeon into a rec room.

"I like it. Just trying to imagine how it would look in my yoga studio."

'The old one fell apart.'

Recollections of a Retired Butler

"I'm getting a little itchy to redo the bedroom!"

"You idiot! It's all bare walls and Ikea these days."

Non Drip Paint

Feng Sushi

Home Improvement Programme - "I'm afraid your teenage son will have to go."

"The distressed-style wood flooring we installed in the kitchen seems to have crept into Fred!"

"It won the award this year for aggravating the most architects."

"I wanted stalagmites, but Erk here is a stalactite nut."

Harris Realty We Make House Calls

"The building is fully renovated with VR in every unit...let's put these on to view the kitchen."

Wallpapering 5