Interior Decor Lovers Pillows

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

Painting the Ceiling

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

"The knights of the round accent table"

"You're welcome."

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

Bathroom Fairy

"Hedge-fund managers have to have something over their sofas, too."

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

"The artist-in-residence is struggling a bit, but other than that we're fine."

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

A gift to complete the man cave.

The Move.

"I'm ready to go whenever you're through fussing with tablescapes."

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

Clown couple in bed with wavy mirror above their bed.

Den Furniture