Interior Decor Lovers Pillows

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Painting the Ceiling

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

"You're welcome."

"The knights of the round accent table"

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

Bathroom Fairy

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."

Board Game Hunter

A gift to complete the man cave.

"The artist-in-residence is struggling a bit, but other than that we're fine."

"Pretty cushy, am I right?"

Litter Tray Stonehenge

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

"Hedge-fund managers have to have something over their sofas, too."

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

The Move.

Downside of a memory foam mattress.

"I'm ready to go whenever you're through fussing with tablescapes."

Clown couple in bed with wavy mirror above their bed.

Den Furniture