Modern Interior Lovers Gifts

A shared passion

Painting the Ceiling

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

"Yup, looks like your bookcase is full. You might want to start thinking about getting a new one."

'Oh, honey, what a lovely house... We'll place the couch here, the cupboard there and my psychiatrist right here!'

"When we remodeled, we decided to go with the granite countertop."

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

"That's still too high"

'I've organised the bathroom.'

"I tidied away all the cushions and stuffed toy animals. It appears we never had a bed."

"The point of going outside is the feeling when coming back inside."

'The old one fell apart.'

"I like it. Just trying to imagine how it would look in my yoga studio."

Non Drip Paint

"You idiot! It's all bare walls and Ikea these days."

Recollections of a Retired Butler

"I'm getting a little itchy to redo the bedroom!"

Feng Sushi

Home Improvement Programme - "I'm afraid your teenage son will have to go."

"The distressed-style wood flooring we installed in the kitchen seems to have crept into Fred!"

"It won the award this year for aggravating the most architects."

Wallpapering 5

Harris Realty We Make House Calls

"I wanted stalagmites, but Erk here is a stalactite nut."

"The building is fully renovated with VR in every unit...let's put these on to view the kitchen."