Modern Style Enthusiast Gifts

Sugar 'N' Spice An' All Things Nice

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

Virginia could tolerate the Woolf whistles no longer

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

The Return Of The Minipants

"Don't say a word! Your eyes, your hair, your T-shirt, your luggage—they say it all."

"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'

"I wasn't copying off others. I was just crowdsourcing the answers."

'Mom, can you tell me about the days before Pilates and Latte's?'

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Bald Man Overcomb

Trendies, INC

"When we remodeled, we decided to go with the granite countertop."

'I've been watching TV all my life. I was born cable ready.'

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

Georgian head-dress

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

Parrot looking in mirror has feather headdress options.

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

SELECTIONS FROM THE "VICTOR'S SECRET" CATALOGUE

It bag and no knickers!

"If they fit, we can return them."

"Good grief, Bradbury! How long have you been working at home?"

'This is me at my most masculine.'

"Would you care to step out of the shop and see how it looks in the fog, Mr. Holmes?"

'Wonderful, Lesley! The calligraphy course paid off!'