Modern Trends Aficionado Gifts

"I spotted his selfie stick!"

'I can't move in, Ted - your lifestyle is too modern. And your furniture is way too modern.'

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

'Mom, can you tell me about the days before Pilates and Latte's?'

"When we remodeled, we decided to go with the granite countertop."

'I've been watching TV all my life. I was born cable ready.'

Mount Rushmore entertainment.

Drones deliver gold, frankincense and myrrh to baby Jesus.

"The adult coloring books are a big hit."

Self checkout and 'selfie' check out at a store.

"Dwayne is very important to us. He knows exactly when a trend will become a craze."

Girl reads a book called Speed Texting For Everyday Use

'It started out as a pup tent, but it ended up as some sort of homage to Frank Gehry.'

Stable conversion for luxury flats.

"Very minimalist"

Furies 2.0

Computerized House

"I'm not at all convinced by Santa's new hipster look."

Virginia Woolf.

One of the many advantages of shopping online!

"Say, I like this show."

'I've had the office modernized, trouble is, now you don't fit in anymore.'

'She looks so liberated.'

'Yes, you still have to answer questions in class even if you went over your phone plan's allotted minutes.'

Hibernation sure isn't the same since we modernized

"Can I call you back? I'm having sex."

"Alright, I admit stopping to take a selfie outside of the bank, was a mistake."

'No.'

Noah's Architect

Texting the psychiatrist

"No, no! I said that dress makes you look like a flapper!"

'All of our man bras are designed with the end user in mind and snap easily in the front.'

"I liked it better when we kept up with the Jones's instead of looking down on them."

Architectural Photographer

Modern architect almost collapsing in shock of post modern building