Modern Trends Aficionado T-Shirts

"I spotted his selfie stick!"

'I can't move in, Ted - your lifestyle is too modern. And your furniture is way too modern.'

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

'Mom, can you tell me about the days before Pilates and Latte's?'

"When we remodeled, we decided to go with the granite countertop."

'I've been watching TV all my life. I was born cable ready.'

Mount Rushmore entertainment.

Drones deliver gold, frankincense and myrrh to baby Jesus.

Self checkout and 'selfie' check out at a store.

Girl reads a book called Speed Texting For Everyday Use

"Dwayne is very important to us. He knows exactly when a trend will become a craze."

Stable conversion for luxury flats.

"Very minimalist"

Computerized House

Furies 2.0

"I'm not at all convinced by Santa's new hipster look."

"Say, I like this show."

Virginia Woolf.

One of the many advantages of shopping online!

'I've had the office modernized, trouble is, now you don't fit in anymore.'

'She looks so liberated.'

"Alright, I admit stopping to take a selfie outside of the bank, was a mistake."

'Yes, you still have to answer questions in class even if you went over your phone plan's allotted minutes.'

"Can I call you back? I'm having sex."

Hibernation sure isn't the same since we modernized

Noah's Architect

Texting the psychiatrist

"No, no! I said that dress makes you look like a flapper!"

'All of our man bras are designed with the end user in mind and snap easily in the front.'

Modern architect almost collapsing in shock of post modern building

Architectural Photographer

"I liked it better when we kept up with the Jones's instead of looking down on them."

Wren Behaving Badly