Modern Housing Prints

'I bet the inside looks the same too.'

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

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"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

Fur Baby

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

'I remember when all this was fields.'

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

'Apparently it downloads data to your brain.'

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

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"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"