Housing Development Prints

'I remember when all this was fields.'

"I've found a filing cabinet here...a prime development opportunity! I reckon you could get three studio flats out of it!"

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'Well that's buggered up the village green application'

"It surprised me too - I was told it hung over the Greenbelt."

Exciting new development: 20,000 new houses!

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

"Of course it's a stupid sign, but you wouldn't believe how much money it brings in for city hall!"

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

"You called me, boss?" "Yes, I overheard you talking to patrons about all the new planets we’ve found." "I want you to stop doing that." "At least until I’m done buying up as much of that real estate as I can. I don’t need any competitors driving up the prices." "Very bad man." "When the hipsters run out of cities to gentrify here, my properties on Gliese 581c are going to make a killing."

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

Sick Building Syndrome

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

City Windfarms.

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

Converted Parking Garage

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

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