Housing Wizard Gifts

Yeah, once again, Mistress missed out on getting the rental property she wanted. The usual issue: no pets allowed...

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

"Although technically it's a profit and loss statement, the narrative is admittedly rather one-sided."

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.'

Fred wonders if he should go see what's happening in accounting.

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

'I'm afraid that the top investment banks are looking for more from job applicants than a 'Top Degree from the University of Hard Knocks'.'

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

'When I turned 18 something started happening to me every month. I started receiving a credit card bill.'

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

'Dad 'If Jack brought 10,000 shares at $3 and he sold 75% of them to Larry for $8 before the value went down to $2, what did Jack end up with?''

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

"Dad, wouldn't my allowance be better off earning interest in a tax free municipal bond fund?"

"Did you get my e-mail about who takes out the trash today?"

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

Gerald Ratner's return

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"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

"I've got a great idea! By adding the words "and associates" to my business name, no one will every suspect I'm really just one person with a phone and a web site working out of my bedroom!"

"...And this is Mable, who will assist me with the billing."

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

Real Estate Personals

"And what do you think of the government's record on housing?"

This is Pandora, our new Content Manager.

'J.B., there's not enough ROI on the IPO, YTD.'

"I see no problems. We can get lots more of these houses in.."