Housing Wizard Prints

Yeah, once again, Mistress missed out on getting the rental property she wanted. The usual issue: no pets allowed...

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

"Although technically it's a profit and loss statement, the narrative is admittedly rather one-sided."

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.'

Fred wonders if he should go see what's happening in accounting.

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

'I'm afraid that the top investment banks are looking for more from job applicants than a 'Top Degree from the University of Hard Knocks'.'

'Dad 'If Jack brought 10,000 shares at $3 and he sold 75% of them to Larry for $8 before the value went down to $2, what did Jack end up with?''

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

'When I turned 18 something started happening to me every month. I started receiving a credit card bill.'

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

"Dad, wouldn't my allowance be better off earning interest in a tax free municipal bond fund?"

"Did you get my e-mail about who takes out the trash today?"

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

Gerald Ratner's return

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"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'

Making money for investors is simple

"I've got a great idea! By adding the words "and associates" to my business name, no one will every suspect I'm really just one person with a phone and a web site working out of my bedroom!"

Real Estate Personals

"...And this is Mable, who will assist me with the billing."

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

"And what do you think of the government's record on housing?"

Burbank Imposes Parking Fee on RVs

Who Let the Dawg In?

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

"Quit your whining... Someday you'll appreciate affordable student housing."

This is Pandora, our new Content Manager.

'J.B., there's not enough ROI on the IPO, YTD.'