Housing Advisor Gifts

"What you have to ask yourself is, do you want to get on the property ladder or not?"

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

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'Wait a second, Dad...did the three little pigs have a home owner's policy to cover huffing and puffing?'

"And what do you think of the government's record on housing?"

Real Estate Personals

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

"The government prefers to see it as a flexible, environmentally friendly building option that fits within our current funding projections."

Homeless count.

'They're playing house.'

"And these are the Andersons, our tenants."

House hunting is cruel.

"And then the three bears were slowly forced out of the neighborhood due to major corporations cornering the market—The once cozy cottage is now an Air B&B." "The end."

'I think you'll all rest easy knowing this is a gated community!'

UP Again: Housing Prices.

'Now that you're hired, our Housing Coordinator will show you to the bunkhouse.'

New Homes

Turtle Eviction

"There, that's better!"

Godfrey Hunting for Lodgings

"We're sitting on a landbank that could accommodate tens of thousands of new homes. We can wait a few years and generate even more profit..."

'Are you the Octomom who needs a new house?'

Battery Farm Housing

'Home builders' watch the 'Housing starts' chart with excitement

"Is it me or is this mini home trend getting out of control?"

The Bright Side

'That's the Director of Housing. She isn't taking the news of the rates freeze too well...'

'Problems finding good, affordable housing?'

'We're being foreclosed on. We're going to have to relocate to a loafer.'

'She'll come round to the idea of a Granny Flat eventually.'

Cut and Paste.

Yeah, once again, Mistress missed out on getting the rental property she wanted. The usual issue: no pets allowed...

'Let's not get too carried away.'