Housing Director Gifts

'That's the Director of Housing. She isn't taking the news of the rates freeze too well...'

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

'Yes, can I help you?'

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

'I remember when all this was fields.'

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

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'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'

'Wait a second, Dad...did the three little pigs have a home owner's policy to cover huffing and puffing?'

Burbank Imposes Parking Fee on RVs

Who Let the Dawg In?

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

"Quit your whining... Someday you'll appreciate affordable student housing."

"I see no problems. We can get lots more of these houses in.."

'I'm sorry, but there's nothing in the zoning regulations covering bad taste.'

Homeless count.

"Oh dear! Low-cost housing."

It was going to be a subdivision, but they ran out of snow. Chilly Hills Estates.

"If the nanny state wants us to solve the housing crisis they need to get out of the way and let us learn from the leaders in the field..."

Early House Hunting.

"And these are the Andersons, our tenants."

With their sales slumping due to high gas prices, many RVs are being converted...

'Can I assume from the rent that this place comes with its own butler?'

'Last time I share-house with a Wookie!'

'We're looking for a place with no high walls.'

"There's a rumour that someone may be resigning today."

Affordable housing - Mum and Dads.

'Very impressive, but is there anything you can't do?'

"Charlie's really interested in co-operative housing..."

"The only thing we seem to have in your price range is a bird box in Billericay."

"For sale £470,000 house included"