Housing Manager Gifts

"This is me with the company who maintain ou heating systems and here I am on site with our fire risk assessors...."

Let's get organized

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

'We earn extra money by renting out your office at night.'

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

A Day In The Kitchen

"Our detractors call it suburban sprawl, but I prefer thinking of our plan as 'sustainable over-development!'"

"By labeling it, I control it."

"I see you've security marked your property."

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

"You called me, boss?" "Yes, I overheard you talking to patrons about all the new planets we’ve found." "I want you to stop doing that." "At least until I’m done buying up as much of that real estate as I can. I don’t need any competitors driving up the prices." "Very bad man." "When the hipsters run out of cities to gentrify here, my properties on Gliese 581c are going to make a killing."

"I had to skip my workout."

'Your house is spotless, your children are well behaved and dinner was delicious. How do you do it?'

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

Hassled Mother.

"This looks like a job for 'Margarita Man!'"

Sick Building Syndrome

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

'I thought I would rent it out for the extra dough.'

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

Caution signs.

Am Awful Crammer.

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

"Look, son, real estate."

"I rented out the basement."

"Not tonight, Jon. I have to clean for the cleaning lady."

'What have I made for dinner? A reservation at the restaurant down the road. . .'

Do you like to talk about Real Estate? Like to meet other men and women who do? Dial the... REAL-ESTATE HOTLINE

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."