Household Managers Gifts

I'd like to request a transfer to a household offering a higher allowance and fewer choices.

Let's get organized

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

A Day In The Kitchen

"By labeling it, I control it."

"I had to skip my workout."

'Our Filipino dog's a real treasure.'

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

"Careful. That house has a taser."

'Your house is spotless, your children are well behaved and dinner was delicious. How do you do it?'

Hassled Mother.

Your energy bill is enclosed. You might want to sit down.

"This looks like a job for 'Margarita Man!'"

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

"Let me put on my 'working' head."

"Not tonight, Jon. I have to clean for the cleaning lady."

'What have I made for dinner? A reservation at the restaurant down the road. . .'

Parenting Business Deals

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

'This home based business is easy to set up. Everyone knows that women are better at multitasking.'

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

Separation Anxiety

'Occupation? You name it, that's ME.'

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

"I'm an expert in crisis management, I've got three daughters!"

"Hello?"

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

"How many times have I told you kids to turn off the light when you leave a room?!"

"Did you remember to do everything I asked, even the small things I said in passing that didn't sound like real requests?"

'Anything need fix'n around here? I mean besides the lamp I just broke.'

man juggling career, home and children