Home Management Gifts

A Day In The Kitchen

'Your house is spotless, your children are well behaved and dinner was delicious. How do you do it?'

'Two socks in, two socks out. Let the good times roll.'

'This is my supply chain.'

'This is our home's communications center.'

"Laundry or composting?"

'Here's a nice cuppa, Dear. You just put your feet up and take it easy.'

Missing sock announcement on a milk carton.

"Sorry I'm late. I tripped over a laundry basket on my way to my computer."

Filers should not marry pilers.

"Will you please stop acting like my mother except for the laundry and food and cleaning and stuff?!!"

'We've had our new simplified gas bill!'

'You mean you are just now discovering multi-tasking?'

'To Do' lists can be a drain on energy.

"And to think as a child I used to love playing house."

"By labeling it, I control it."

'He bought programmable thermostats but I had to figure out how to use them.'

'That's my mom... she's sort of a CEO, an action committee, and a janitor all rolled up into one.'

'What haven't I done that I'm going to do?'

'See - the last thing I want to do is upset you.'

'It's your wife on camera 3 again!'

A woman's work is never done!

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

'Why don't you just go quietly? After all, they've only come about the water rates!'

Separation Anxiety

'Really, it will be fine. Go home and give it a try. Wash lights with lights and darks with darks.'

"No need to rush down - it's only the gas bill."

'OK, it's your turn to stand by the pilot light.'

"I know it helps the budget, dear, but next time let's not get the Ultra King-Size Jumbo roll."

"I forget...which one of us is occupant and which of us is resident?"

Moving House

"Just empty it."

"Bill hot water 100000" "SOS!"

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

"I sent you dry cleaning to France."