Home Management Hero Gifts

'Occupation? You name it, that's ME.'

Let's get organized

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Jack of all trades

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

'I found the termites!'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

I did it my way.

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

A Day In The Kitchen

"By labeling it, I control it."

"I had to skip my workout."

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

'Your house is spotless, your children are well behaved and dinner was delicious. How do you do it?'

"I could get used to working remotely."

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

Covid and Restarting School

"So, how's the money pit in the kitchen coming?"

Hassled Mother.

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

"This looks like a job for 'Margarita Man!'"

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

'I'm so excited to be remodeling the bathroom'

'What have I made for dinner? A reservation at the restaurant down the road. . .'

"Not tonight, Jon. I have to clean for the cleaning lady."

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

"You've all been like a company to me."