Home Management Aficionado Gifts

The Original Online Mom.

'Of course I know how to run a household. Just tell me where you keep the purchase orders.'

Let's get organized

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

A Day In The Kitchen

"By labeling it, I control it."

'Your house is spotless, your children are well behaved and dinner was delicious. How do you do it?'

Hassled Mother.

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

Your energy bill is enclosed. You might want to sit down.

"This looks like a job for 'Margarita Man!'"

"Sure, it's a break you can live with... but screw one more socket and you're toast!"

'What have I made for dinner? A reservation at the restaurant down the road. . .'

"Not tonight, Jon. I have to clean for the cleaning lady."

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

Separation Anxiety

'Occupation? You name it, that's ME.'

"What already?! You're the one who told me I needed professional help."

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 1

"Did you remember to do everything I asked, even the small things I said in passing that didn't sound like real requests?"

A woman's work is never done!

"To heck with a husband... just help me find a dependable electrician."

"Okay, you two! Clean up the house and do the laundry while I take the kids to school!"

The Complete Cycle.

'You're three o'clock cancelled, the Parson deal is ending, and your husband wants to know if the dishes are dirty or clean.'

'We share the load - she cooks it, I eat it.'

'Dinner in tumble dryer - gone to see therapist!'

Santa hosing the Chimney.

'Really, it will be fine. Go home and give it a try. Wash lights with lights and darks with darks.'

'That's my mom... she's sort of a CEO, an action committee, and a janitor all rolled up into one.'

'I can't make dinner right now - I'm installing new software.'

'The complete computer home management system you bought says I should divorce you.'